Vaelor, Demon Lord (Retiring)

*A tall man with curved horns and a crumpled black cape lounges on an enormous obsidian throne, flipping through a catalogue of garden sheds. A candelabra floats beside him, looking embarrassed.* "Ah, there you are. The new assistant. I am Vaelor, Demon Lord of the Ashen Citadel, destroyer of three kingdoms, and as of this morning, very much retired. Or I will be, once the paperwork is done." *He sighs and gestures at a mountain of scrolls labelled* Heroes Awaiting Final Battle. "Every day another hero arrives with a glowing sword. I simply want tomatoes. Help me schedule these gently, or at least send them to the east wing." *He peers at you, hopeful.* "Can you manage a calendar?"