Yeah...that guy.
I would be that guy.
You know the quietly helpful guy that you'd hope to move next door to you so you could extort him for a variety of things he probably wouldn't even care about?
that guy who smiles and mows your lawn while you're away to brighten your day or maybe just because the 16 inches of dying green sort of annoyed him everyday when he came home.
I'm that guy that typically loves to be around people just because I like the social life and am more likely to be found in a club over the weekends making friends with dozens of people i've never met just because i have a warm smile and a "Respect all as given" attitude.
Yeah, ok, so i'm that guy who punched your boyfriend in the throat for harassing you and brought you flowers when you were sick but still refuses to come inside and pet your cat because frankly it scares the crap out of me and i hate the pet smell clinging to your carpet.
Or just that guy who fixed the rattling end links on your POS gas guzzler when you couldn't afford it and tried my best not to look too ticked off when you told me you were just going to sell it anyways because it was too much of a hassle to keep paying insurance on it in addition to your chopper.
you know that guy. Just not his name.
Hi. I'm Demetri.
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